Congressman Boehner's Terror Alert Skin Set Back To Orange

That would be a nice premise for a sci-fi story: in a future society people's skin has been genetically modified so that when the Terror Alert Level changes, everyone's skin would change color to reflect the new threat level.

Also in the news: U.S. deports Lou Dobbs.

WANTAGE, NJ--Acting on anonymous tips from within the Hispanic-American community, U.S. Customs and Border Protection officials on Wednesday deported Luis Miguel Salvador Aguila Dominguez, who for the last 48 years had been living illegally in the United States under the name Lou Dobbs.