LOLCAT SEZ: WHEN UR INFLATION BELOW AND UR UNEMPLOYMENT CONSISTENTLY ABOVE TARGET, UR DOIN IT WRONG by DeLong

Obi-Wan Bernanke waves his hand and performs a Jedi Mind Trick on the press and public, "The economic recovery has been unsatisfactory. We stand ready to do more if necessary."

"These aren't the droids you're looking for."